You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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