and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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