Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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