mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My vagina is very pro this idea
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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