here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
