I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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