Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You're a disaster
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