he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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