Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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