using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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