So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
