Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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