Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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