worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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