Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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