Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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