and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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