Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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