Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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