He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I am available for nakedness
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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