In the future we'll all be gay
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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