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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.