My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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