I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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