I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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