Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
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So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
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