some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Panties = found
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