Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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