they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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