Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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