So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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