he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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