I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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