Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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