What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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