Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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