The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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