So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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