i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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