there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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