Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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