Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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