He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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