Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I believe in your delicious
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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