I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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