Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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