i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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