just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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