I don't think brook has ever known best
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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