this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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