oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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