OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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