Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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