I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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