How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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