Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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