We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Randomize
