Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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