whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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