I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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