his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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